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The Difference Between

Love n Crush …

When U Like A Person n U Know Why U Like Him

Its Crush

But

When U Like A Person n U Don’t Know Why

Its True Love
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Shadi Karne K Baad

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Mobile Lene K Baad



Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai?



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Thori Dairr Or Ruk Jatay





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Acha Model Mil jata
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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying? & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay! :-)
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Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage main kya difference??

Hum khud ja ker kuve main gire woh Love Marriage..

500 log mil ker dhakka de de to woh Arrange Marriage!!
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L0ve v.s Exam



l0ve: one of the hardest thNz

c0z u hav th0ughts dat u can't expres



exam: much harder

c0z u d0n't hav th0ughts still u hav 2 expres;-)
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Diff. B/w mirror n frend?



A-In mirror, the REFLECTION may differ 4m INNER NATURE

But in frend BOTH r same coz HE is a DIAMOND

having PURE REFLECTION n NATURE!
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"~"LOVE"~"

Starts frm Eyes,



Grows with gifts,



Ends with tears


but 2day



''love"



Starts frm mobiles,



Grows wd balance share,


Ends wd

number buZy. ;->
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Pyar v/s dosti


Pyar ek shikwa hai,
dosti ek jazba hai.

Pyar me hr bar dhoka hy,
Dosti me bar bar moka hy.

Pyar dewano ka kam hy,
Dosti dlwalo ka nam hy.
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Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay?




S0cho! S0cho!





Or s0cho!





Don0 he paysa kha kar ch0r daytay hain!
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LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER



*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.


*An Application Was 4 Employment.


*A Programe Was A T.V.


*A Cursor Used Profanity.


*A Keyboard Was A Piano.


*A Web Was Spider?s Home.


*A Virus Was The Flu.


*A CD Was Bank Account.


*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.

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Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia???



The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or Life . . . But



The Wives Want Both . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
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A Woman's Mind



Is Cleaner



Than


A Man's Mind ...



Coz



She Changes It


More Often ... :p ;->
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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....

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But maths at least has logic ! :-)
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What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE

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YE HE k 2ono ke taraf ankh utha k nhe daikha ja sakta:)
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Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place but cannot shit. In Pakistan u can shit in a public place but cant kiss!!;-) E
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Do u know similarity b/w Dinosaurs & Decent Girls?

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Both dont exist.
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Wat's the similarity between



U & a bottle of pepsi....




Sweet,




cool,




good,




easily available



And biggest similarity...




Dhakkan!!
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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
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Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love



But



Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love



Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!
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Wht’s d similarity between a girl & petrol?

1. both r explosive.

2. both r hot.

3. both r dangerous when kept in open.
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Ankh…Anso k samne.
Dimagh…Dil k samne.
Zindgi…Mot k samne.
Insan…Qdrt k samne.
Khushi…Ghum k samne.
Din…Raat k smne.
Nafrt…Muhabt k samne.
Ghurbt…Ameeri k samne.
Jahil…Alim k samne.
Maa…Aulad k samne.
Bebas.
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A man”s silence can break a woman”s heart into a thousand pieces

while

a woman”s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
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GIRLZ OF 1995*


"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"


GIRLZ OF 2009*



AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.................Z
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Before marriage:

roses are red

voileT is blue

i luv one, daT is u...



AfTer marriage:

roses are dead

i hav flu,

don'T come near... ;->

Paray mar Tou..!! :@
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Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai ... ?



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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye..

Kahi'n Na Kahi'n Chance Ban Hi Jata Hy ... (;->
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urdu ki pehli book?1947



Alif?An?ar

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urdu ki 1st book 2008.



Alif?Aataa

by?.Bijli

py?.Petrol
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ADAT Or ADA Me Farq.



Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.



Gharib Piye To ADAT.

Ameer Piye To ADA.


Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.



Me Bheju To ADAT.

Ap Bhejo To ADA.
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The diff b/w friend n best friend



A friend meeting u after long tym says: o u! Itz been so long how r u




N Best frnd oye tu mara nahe abhe tak. :p



Truly true
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Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ?



Ans : Dono bachpan mein khubsoorat hotay hain aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam karte hain
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A man?s silence can break a woman?s heart into a thousand pieces



while



a woman?s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!  
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Wat Is D Diff B/W



Poison & Alcohol?


If U Drink Alcohol,


U Will Dance Around People,



If U Drink Poison


People Wil Dance Around U..!
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Difference between love and arrange marriage.



Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho.



Love: Jisme baby ki waja se shadi ho.;-)
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Shaadi se pehlay

Larka:



Darling !



Tum Nahi to Main Nahi...



Aur


Main Nahi to Tum Nahi.


Shaadi ke baad Larka:



Kaminiye!!


Aaj ya Tu Nahi ya Main Nahi...!!!
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Whats the difference b/w hockey and cricket?

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Hockey main Pakistani 1 ghantay mai zalil hotay hain

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Cricket main 6 ghantay lag jatay hain
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ुझा होता होता मी शेवटी एकटाच राहीलो .
एक मुलगी तिच्या इंजिनीअर बॉयफ्रेंड ला :
आपल्या रोज रोज
च्या भांडनांचा मला कंटाळा आला आहे.
मला तुझ्याशी ब्रेकप करायचे आहे.
इंजिनीअर : बरं......हे घे, चॉकलेट खा....
मुलगी : ओहह....मस्का मारतोयस???
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इंजिनीअर : नाही....माझी आई म्हणते,
" कोणतेही शुभ काम करण्याच्या आधी तोंड
गोड करावे "
:: मुलगी SHOCKS--
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Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?



Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai. 
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ुझा होता होता मी शेवटी एकटाच राहीलो ....
A man”s silence can break a woman”s ....
Ankh…Anso k samne. Dimagh…Dil k sa ....
Wht’s d similarity between a girl & ....
The Difference Between Love n Cr ....
2 Married Men Talking- 10yrs Ago, ....
What is the Difference Between Moth ....
Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mo ....
Before marriage: roses are red ....
Do u know similarity b/w Dinosaurs ....
Democratic diffrence between USA AN ....
Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage ma ....
What is da similarity btween Girlz ....
Whats the difference b/w hockey and ....
Shaadi se pehlay Larka: D ....
GIRLZ OF 1995* "AGAR TUM ....
Wat's the similarity between ....
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Sta ....
urdu ki pehli book?1947 Alif ....
Question: Pathan or gadhay mein kon ....
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English ....
Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than T ....
LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER *Mem ....
A man?s silence can break a woman?s ....
The diff b/w friend n best friend ....
Wat Is D Diff B/W Poison &am ....
Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact ....
A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner ....
"~"LOVE"~" S ....
Diff. B/w mirror n frend? A- ....
Difference between love and arrange ....
What iz similarity between SUN & ....
Maths and women are the two most co ....
L0ve v.s Exam l0ve: one of t ....
ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K ....
Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0 ....
Pyar v/s dosti Pyar ek shikwa ....